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Thursday, January 16, 2020

More laughably bad spam...

Spam comments -- the gift that keeps on giving. Here are some of the latest and greatest:

  • On this design, the bed tank is full of water.
  • Unquestionably believe that which you said. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side-effects.  (Glad there were no side effects!)
  • Avrupa Da Kitap Siparisi Yabanci Ketap Satis Siteleri.
  • What a data of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable familiarity on the topic of unexpected emotions.  (What?!)
  • of course like your website however you need to check the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I find it very troublesome to inform the reality.

Who writes these things anyway?
Hope they made you laugh like they did me. The second one is my personal favorite, although the fourth really made me stop and ponder.  😉

Happy Reading!


28 comments:

  1. As long as you keep hitting the nail on the top and keep the bed tank full of water, your blog is going to be very popular. Then people wouldn't have to be bothered about informing the reality.

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    1. :D If only we could all write comments like that!

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  2. I love the political emails that end up in my spam folder. "_________ is crying!" "Our deadline is hours away!" "Jenny, we haven't heard from you yet!" "You haven't responded!" "This is outrageous!" "Sign your name to stop/help ____!" "One shot to reach this goal!" I've never felt so crucial to the fate of the world.

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  3. I feel your pain. I've had an intolerable number of spam comments recently.

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    1. Aren't they annoying? But, I have to admit, a few really make me laugh. :)

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  4. I love your spam folder! Mine has been empty lately. It's making me feel unloved.

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    1. This past week mine's been all Chinese characters. Nothing new or funny at all. :(

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  5. Oh gosh! These are too funny! I wish my spam comments were as amusing as these. The last one I got was advertising water bottles. :)

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  6. Oh my gosh these are great! Love stuff like this. you never know with spam... :)

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    1. There so out of the blue sometimes. You just have to smile.

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  7. These are pretty funny ;) I used to find spam comments amusing until I was hit with the same one on 700 of my posts at once. It took quite a while cleaning up. Then I reset all my filters.

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    1. I got hit like that last summer, too. And that was REALLY annoying, I agree!

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  8. I never thought there could be side effects...I consider myself warned! The fifth one had a cheek pulling you up about spelling with that content!!!

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    1. Right? I always considered myself a pretty good speller! ;D

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  9. Spams are annoying but some of them can be so funny! :D

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    1. Gotta laugh at them or else I'd just be annoyed. :)

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  10. Spam is always so funny. So have you gotten the ones offering to make you a vampire and change your life though?

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    1. I have not gotten the vampire ones! I feel discriminated against. ;D

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  11. Wow! I think a lot of these spammers write up something in another language and then hit a translate button. Some things just don't translate well. Who knows, though. These are pretty funny.

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    1. Some things do not translate well, that's for sure. :D

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  12. LOL. Who writes and/or translates this stuff??

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  13. I am still trying to make reason of the fourth one. LOL These are hilarious.

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    1. Right? I mean, what does that even mean? :D

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  14. Sounds like some of them went through Google translate unsuccessfully! But as long as it makes you laugh, no harm done I guess. :D

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